Bar Trek Kolorcoat™ Speed Opener - Premium Multi-Tool Bottle Opener for Camping, Hiking & Outdoor Adventures - Durable & Compact Keychain Accessory for Beer, Soda & Beverages

Your mission: To seek out new bars and new babes. To boldly go to happy hours you've never been to before. In neighborhoods far, far away. Okay, we think you get the picture... we're reaching out to those geeky bartenders who don't mind a lil crass humor! Live long and drink prosperously.